tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post6658085967363543205..comments2024-03-18T13:50:45.615-04:00Comments on What's Alan Watching?: "Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin."Alan Sepinwallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03388147774725646742noreply@blogger.comBlogger160125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-27896210399469671052008-10-22T22:12:00.000-04:002008-10-22T22:12:00.000-04:00"Facts [scoff]. Facts can be used to prove anythin..."Facts [scoff]. Facts can be used to prove anything that's even <I>remotely</I> true"<BR/>- HomerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-85740891566316032592008-10-15T11:24:00.000-04:002008-10-15T11:24:00.000-04:00I'm starting to like the cut of this man's gibberi...<I>I'm starting to like the cut of this man's gibberish<BR/>Live action Tick</I><BR/><BR/>I quote the cartoon more often, especially "Spoon!" and "Keen!" and "Not in the face! Not in the face!" :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-4661496725770271172008-10-15T08:57:00.000-04:002008-10-15T08:57:00.000-04:00"Tanks fer nuttin'"-Maggie O'Hooligan (Caddyshack)..."Tanks fer nuttin'"<BR/><BR/>-Maggie O'Hooligan (Caddyshack)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-53027017281121794632008-10-14T10:11:00.000-04:002008-10-14T10:11:00.000-04:00The late great Strother Martin, in 'Butch Cassidy ...The late great Strother Martin, in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid'.<BR/><BR/>"Morons...I've got morons on my team."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17584264284325885767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-47897104737265211302008-10-13T01:17:00.000-04:002008-10-13T01:17:00.000-04:00I use varients of these at different times:"Chewin...I use varients of these at different times:<BR/><BR/>"Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!" <BR/>Blazing Saddles. <BR/><BR/><BR/>The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." <BR/>Seinfeld<BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm starting to like the cut of this man's gibberish<BR/>Live action TickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-86099813497917625842008-10-12T20:28:00.000-04:002008-10-12T20:28:00.000-04:00Quote: "Brain? Brain? What is brain?"And the word ...Quote: "Brain? Brain? What is brain?"<BR/><BR/>And the word "cromulent" has entered our vocabulary, since it really is a perfectly cromulent word.Lis Ribahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10810875707845320918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-75793824892255996512008-10-12T18:27:00.000-04:002008-10-12T18:27:00.000-04:00I'm Smart! SRMT!I'm Smart! SRMT!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-73845222443053519802008-10-11T10:05:00.000-04:002008-10-11T10:05:00.000-04:00Whenever I'm invited to something I'd rather not a...Whenever I'm invited to something I'd rather not attend:<BR/><BR/>I have to return some videotapes.Walterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13410282924748489507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-35132775933607090852008-10-10T12:12:00.000-04:002008-10-10T12:12:00.000-04:00What a list. Here are a couple I don't think have...What a list. Here are a couple I don't think have come up:<BR/><BR/>"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see" Seinfeld when Kramer is Moviephone<BR/><BR/>"I love it when a plan comes together" A-Team<BR/><BR/>"Kill the children" Albert Brooks in Lost in America while working as a crossing guard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-25360570216895353732008-10-10T11:02:00.000-04:002008-10-10T11:02:00.000-04:00Nothing from Office Space? I use the Lumbergh voi...Nothing from Office Space? I use the Lumbergh voice all the time: "Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and (do whatever).Zilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00206886259915317982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-71708144417488507802008-10-10T10:48:00.000-04:002008-10-10T10:48:00.000-04:00I've read all the comments and can't believe no on...I've read all the comments and can't believe no one has quoted from The Odd Couple. I use all of these lines, and many more, quite often. There has never been a show like it. MASH and All in the Family had great quotable one-liners, too. <BR/><BR/>I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine<BR/><BR/>When you assume, you make an Ass of U and Me<BR/><BR/>FELIX: What are you doing? <BR/>OSCAR: Sterilizing the wound. <BR/>FELIX: With beer? <BR/>OSCAR: It's got alcohol in it.<BR/><BR/>I am a dramatization of a doctor<BR/><BR/>FELIX: Love has made me strong<BR/>OSCAR: Yeah, but strength has made him stronger<BR/><BR/>Looks like you got this whole place free with a tank of gas!<BR/><BR/>Mr Friend is fast asleep, and Mr. Enemy is wide awake<BR/><BR/>Some guy named Floyd just shook my hand<BR/><BR/>You are really in in PICKLE. A PEACH of a morning<BR/><BR/>Gee, Oscar, if you were Chinese you would have won.<BR/><BR/>Pops a pip<BR/><BR/>It’s a wellknown fact Lincoln loved mayonaise<BR/><BR/>Arastophanes is Ridiculous<BR/><BR/>The got Skyler<BR/><BR/>I don’t have time to unravel your logic<BR/><BR/>If her IQ were one one point higher she’d have the mentality of a handball<BR/><BR/>And the ultimate, most famous, classic Odd Couple line of them all.<BR/><BR/>Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick<BR/><BR/><BR/>There are too many others. These are just the ones off the top of my head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-34024148696169549392008-10-10T09:39:00.000-04:002008-10-10T09:39:00.000-04:00Lucille Bluth:"If that is a veiled criticism of me...Lucille Bluth:<BR/><BR/>"If that is a veiled criticism of me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it."<BR/><BR/>"I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out."<BR/><BR/>as well as <BR/><BR/>"Say goodbye to these..."<BR/><BR/>...and I quote Rushmore all the time:<BR/><BR/>"Kiss me little Juan" (at random moments to my boyfriend)<BR/><BR/>"I wrote a hit play!"<BR/><BR/>"Sic transit gloria"<BR/><BR/>"Yeah, well tell that stupid Mick he just made my To Do list. I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass."<BR/><BR/>...also: <BR/><BR/>"I'm squishing your head!" (the Kids in the Hall)<BR/><BR/>"All in the game, yo" <BR/><BR/>"See, you thought it was one way...but it's the other way." <BR/>(the Wire)<BR/><BR/>"San Francisco cocksucker!" (Deadwood)<BR/><BR/>"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw" (Heathers) is a good expression of surprise. <BR/><BR/>"We're Oscar Mike"<BR/>"Poh-lice that moostache!"<BR/><BR/>G Kill<BR/><BR/>oh, and:<BR/><BR/>"Wildcard, bitches!" (it's always sunny in philadelphia)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-86394534278066014522008-10-10T01:38:00.000-04:002008-10-10T01:38:00.000-04:00Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges! Hahahah!...<I>Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges! Hahahah! (the Blazing Saddles version, used mostly at work)</I><BR/><BR/>"Oh, booooys! Lookee what I got heyuh!"<BR/>"Hey, where the white women at?"<BR/><BR/>"It's twue, it's twue!"<BR/><BR/>I also remembered some others I use a lot:<BR/><BR/>"Ramming speed!" (Animal House) (I frequetly say this when accelerating)<BR/><BR/>"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!" (Blues Bros.)<BR/><BR/>"How much for the little girl? (Blues Bros.)<BR/><BR/>"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." (SW)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-19166132731124355782008-10-10T01:06:00.000-04:002008-10-10T01:06:00.000-04:00Some more I forgot:- You can't handle the truth!- ...Some more I forgot:<BR/><BR/>- You can't handle the truth!<BR/>- Sometimes you just gotta say, "what the f***"<BR/>- I love the smell of napalm in the morning.<BR/>- Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges! Hahahah! (the Blazing Saddles version, used mostly at work)<BR/>- Yippi-kay-yay, motherf***er<BR/>- And there was much rejoicing. (Yay.)<BR/>- Hasta la vista, bay-bee.<BR/>- I'll be bock.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001530336692435773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-91894866058061570772008-10-10T00:57:00.000-04:002008-10-10T00:57:00.000-04:00- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.i'm a Zu...- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.<BR/><BR/>i'm a Zucker Brothers fan<BR/><BR/>my brother?<BR/><BR/>He's Josh "bring me all the bagels and muffins in the land" Lyman.<BR/><BR/>I had roomies who loved Monty Python - they could of course quote entire sketches.<BR/><BR/>my brother also has some quote from Broadcast News, i think, and of course<BR/>"I'm Andrew Shepherd, and I *am* the President"<BR/><BR/>Aaron's highly quotable.<BR/><BR/>I also like "Quarter cup of Brandy and let it simmer" from the immortal Buffy ep, Pangs (by Jane Espenson, I believe, though many Buffy writers have had to disavow their great lines as they were polishes by Joss) where Buffy saves the world while making Thanksgiving Dinner.<BR/>Of course that probably does not compare to the awesome West Wing Thanksgiving epsiode, Shibboleth.Pamela Jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06135379188588301400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-42610363993787643002008-10-09T17:26:00.000-04:002008-10-09T17:26:00.000-04:00Family Guy -Nothing says job well done like a slap...Family Guy -<BR/>Nothing says job well done like a slap on the a**<BR/><BR/>Trading Places -<BR/>"We are moving! We are moving!"<BR/><BR/>Caddyshack -<BR/>"So I've got that going for me, which is nice."<BR/><BR/>Tommy Boy -<BR/>"Where's moron? Moron's here."<BR/><BR/>South Park <BR/>"Screw you guys, I'm going home."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-45216645428769486842008-10-09T16:49:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:49:00.000-04:00An early American Idol reject is often quoted in o...An early American Idol reject is often quoted in our house. They had been reminded to show their artistry and personalities during the audition - Rose took this to mean in lieu of actual musicianship. So after being rejected for an excruciatingly tuneless audition, she defended herself by explaining "I wasn't *trying* to sing "the notes".<BR/><BR/>And did anyone else see Goodman's blog post from yesterday, entitled "Bring Out Your Dead"KLEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467293647066420525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-45598185754244423762008-10-09T16:07:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:07:00.000-04:00You stay classy, [fill in the blank]!You stay classy, [fill in the blank]!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-24890060002977111542008-10-09T15:46:00.000-04:002008-10-09T15:46:00.000-04:00Oh yeah, before I forget -- someone above mentione...Oh yeah, before I forget -- someone above mentioned "wicked re-tah-ded!" I know that best from the SNL sketches where Jimmy Fallon & Rachael Dratch are boston teens.Davyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332729248943434130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-78311198838147305532008-10-09T15:42:00.000-04:002008-10-09T15:42:00.000-04:00"I couldn't be any more proud of you right now. I..."I couldn't be any more proud of you right now. I could only be less proud." -- Sarah Silverman Show<BR/><BR/>"Evil! Evil! Impolite and Evil!" -- The Kids in the Hall<BR/><BR/>"Bored now." -- Vamp Willow, from Buffy the Vamp Slayer<BR/><BR/>"Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." ; "Would you stop naming nuts!" -- Best in Show<BR/><I>(Used when someone starts rambling by listing things)</I><BR/><BR/>"Shock me, shock me, shock me, with your deviant behavior." -- Empire Records<BR/><BR/>...and my faves that others have mentioned:<BR/><BR/>"Inconceivable" & "I do not think it means what you think it means" -- Princess Bride<BR/><BR/>"It's not a tumor!" (pronounced "TOO-mah," of course) -- Kindergarten CopDavyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332729248943434130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-21049696625543193132008-10-09T14:47:00.000-04:002008-10-09T14:47:00.000-04:00"that's a big chicken."- woody allen, sleeperused ..."that's a big chicken."<BR/>- woody allen, sleeper<BR/><BR/>used in proper context yesterday as the washington capitals mascot (an eagle) drove past my office window on 19th st. in dc.<BR/><BR/>after meetings:<BR/>"meeting is adjourned. it is?"<BR/>- gov. william j. lepetomane<BR/><BR/>"f$@# you. that's my name"<BR/>"coffee is for closers"<BR/>and practically every other alec baldwin line from glengarry glen ross.<BR/><BR/>also, "who told you you could work with men?" - ricky romaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-30584883448101282962008-10-09T14:41:00.000-04:002008-10-09T14:41:00.000-04:00I use this one a lot, but no one ever gets it: No...I use this one a lot, but no one ever gets it: <BR/><BR/>Nope, it's oak.<BR/><BR/>It's from a classic MASH episode (as opposed to feel-good treacly MASH). <BR/><BR/>Henry Burns is showing off a new desk:<BR/><BR/>Burns: Guess what kind of wood that is.<BR/>Radar: Oak.<BR/>Burns: Nope, it's oak.<BR/><BR/>Comes in very handy when people know the answer to something I want to tell them anyway.<BR/><BR/>We also use "I got beeyah" (beer) in bad Jo Polnyacek accent.Chickenladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725562763429619883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-9500312795835878202008-10-09T14:25:00.000-04:002008-10-09T14:25:00.000-04:00Fun! Lessee...We use Lebowski a lot:This aggressi...Fun! Lessee...<BR/><BR/>We use Lebowski a lot:<BR/><BR/>This aggression will not stand.<BR/><BR/>Shut the f*** up, Donny! <BR/><BR/>The dude abides. <BR/><BR/>That's, like, your opinion, man!Chickenladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725562763429619883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-10892249103965088372008-10-09T14:00:00.000-04:002008-10-09T14:00:00.000-04:00I can't believe that Matt Groening would be "force...<I>I can't believe that Matt Groening would be "forced" to do anything on Fox anymore... </I><BR/><BR/>Groening even <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Star_Is_Burns#Controversy" REL="nofollow">had his name taken off the episode</A> in protest. (Though it appears this was more of a James L. Brooks thing than a Fox thing.)Alan Sepinwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03388147774725646742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517257.post-34716643433686667522008-10-09T12:38:00.000-04:002008-10-09T12:38:00.000-04:00I’ve stolen way more lines from TV than may be hea...I’ve stolen way more lines from TV than may be healthy.<BR/><BR/>From Taxi: "But then the apple man will think we <I>like</I> rotten apples."<BR/><BR/>Looking back at what we accomplished at work this week, I referenced Hawkeye's use of "retroactive hernia."<BR/><BR/>Also from MASH: "Horse hockey!" and the many variants. ("Cow cookies!")<BR/><BR/>Johnny Fever: "I'd like to take you home with me and kiss you all over in the dark."<BR/><BR/>Bill O'Reilly: "That is MY job." <BR/><BR/>At a diner, nobody can order a cheeseburger without me chiming in "chee-burger chee-burger."<BR/><BR/>When handed an envelope, I instinctively put it to my forehead, Carnac style. ("Sis Boom Bah." .... "Describe the sound made by an exploding sheep.")<BR/><BR/>Simon Cowell: “What the bloody hell was that?”<BR/><BR/>Archie Bunker: “Stop ... dat ... youuuuusssss.”<BR/><BR/>Toby on West Wing: “Why do we have to take the entire world out for an <I>ice cream cone?!</I>”<BR/><BR/>(Also from WW - I think - I want to work in: "I have this recurring dream about killing you. What do you suppose that means?")<BR/><BR/>Young Frankenstein: “Well, they were wrong, weren't they.”<BR/><BR/>Broadcast News: “I say it here, it comes out there.”<BR/><BR/>Well that’s my list for now … and “I am outta here.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com