I agree this year's Oscars were a bit of a snooze fest, and it's been a while since we've had a host that was the right fit. I'd like to see Jerry Seinfeld as host too, but what if we consider some actors and actresses as host: Tom Hanks and George Clooney immediately come to mind, as does Meryl Streep. We've had a few years of comedians hosting, and comedy is such a subjective thing, why not have Hollywood actors hosting the Academy Awards for a change?
I'm among those that liked Ellen just fine. She didn't have any of those big moments everyone talks about (a la Crystal's songs), but thought she the low-key approach worked for a bloated, self-important show like the Oscars. Her monoogue, for example, while not killer, was funny, welcoming, and short. Sometimes it can feel like between the host's taped intro and monologue that the show takes forever to actually start. The nominees film I thought was a new, touching, and well-done way of starting the show, and not by making it another showcase for the host.
I also thought that the intros to categories were excellent - and that the screenplay introductionof nominees was the best idea I've ever seen in an Oscars telecast. My immediate thought was that this should now become the default method of introducing screenwriting nominations from this point onward.
I thought Maureen Stapleton received a louder cheer than June Allyson, but if I had to pick, Boyle took second place over the field.
Cut the Celine Dion song. Don't let the Hersholt winner give a speech -- just a two-minute film and let Lansing wave from a box in the balcony. And no performances of nominated songs which no one has ever heard before -- in this case, just the three from Dreamgirls, but not the other two.
That said, there was a lot to like about these awards, esp. in the intro packages explaining some of them, and in introducing the nominated films.
Alan, I couldn't agree with you more. Likely the most lackluster and tedious Oscar fest witnessed to date.
When I think what a Carson, Crystal, Stewart or even a Seinfeld might have done with that 'Eastwood translates italian' debacle or those dreadful backstage and 'green' moments, I want to hurl my breakfast on both the producers and ABC executives.
I actually enjoyed Ellen hosting the Oscars, but definitely agree that they could have trimmed the fat. Did we really need to see what seemed like a never ending amount of montages?
Can't agree about Ellen -- I really enjoyed her as a host, more so than most who have come before. For as long as I watched, she made me forget how dreadful the awards part of the show was. (Seinfield, however, annoyed the hell out of me trying to take the spotlight -- just present the damn award already.)
Otherwise, WAY too many montages that were boring and didn't tell me anything (but they did give me time to go to the bathroom). I enjoyed the shadow puppetry, though, especially since it took up so little time before the show went to commercials.
In the end I didn't make it all the way through. And that's a big problem: more than half the country was in bed before it was all over. I missed the Dreamgirls performance (one major thing I wanted to see) 'cause it ran so late.
Overall, I'd vote for Ellen as host again. I thought she put the room (and the viewers) at ease, and that made the evening more tolerable considering what the producer had in store.
Poor effort overall. Denegeris had a few good post-monologue moments, but her light and breezy demeaner contributed to the overall boredom of the show. Stewart was much, much better last year. I'd love to see what Seinfeld would do.
Chris Connelly must go, never to be replaced. An Academy-sanctioned "reporter" announcing that certain wins were upsets? A new low in the credibility of awards shows. Hanks provided just the right tone.
I've never been a fan of the montages, but they were less offensive this year as I just Tivo'd right through them, until I caught up with live TV at around 11:20. I agree, though, that they should go, as should most of the other little bits of "entertainment" that get sprinkled in. The only reason people are there or watch the ceremony on TV is to see who wins the awards. Just give them out, and let that be that.
I don't know how organizers determine which nominated songs people have never heard of. They either have to be all in or all out. My vote is for all out. Most years, the songs just suck the oxygen out of the room. Or just suck. The low point was 2004.
I think one thing I've figured out after looking at a bunch of Oscar reviews is that for any part of it there's someone who likes it, and someone who dislikes it. So - make it shorter, make it move more quickly. Can we all get behind that?
I wasn't that crazy about Ellen - I thought the opening monolgue was pretty weak, especilly after the Errol Morris film got things off to a slow start. She was somewhat better after that, but I'll cast another vote for Seinfeld. (I'll point out that Jerry's in public so infrequently these days that viewers would have been disappointed if they didn't get some shtick from him.)
I liked the dance bits, they didn't really take that long. I think that the songs are useful as a change of pace in theory - the problem is that usually they're just not that good.
And for all the complaints, every year people tune in again - they must be doing something right.
Your column is why I stopped watching the Oscars. I watched last year only because I love Jon Stewart, but it has gotten out of hand. It's not Monday Night Football, it can't end around midnight. It's not worth the commitment just to see what bad movie is voted least awful. That is another problem. Movies, for the most part, have been increasingly awful the last few years. The Departed was good but it is hard to believe that that is all it takes to win Best Picture these days. TV has really passed the moves for top entertainment. Especially for what it costs to see a movie in NYC.
I have to say I've had seriously torn feeling about the oscars and especially this year. while i normally think ellen is hilarious (at least her stand up) i think it was too mellow (shorter better yes). i liked the pilobolus--short funny and cool but could definately do without songs. and i really really hate to say this because i think techinical people are SO important and i was technical film person back in the day but truthfully sound editing and sound mixing. both presented during the show. the same people are nominated and win EVERY year, seriously. so if you're gonna cut a category--um that might be it.
ok so now y'all can yell at me and disagree.
also could do without the montages--but i kinda liked the history of best foreign film montage--anyone else?
Hey, I thought Zod's post was hilarious, Clifton--laugh, he was only joking and hey, who wouldn't like the image of a gang beatdown of Connelley? The guy stunk!
>>Movies, for the most part, have been increasingly awful the last few years. <<
I keep seeing sentiments like this one, and I'm puzzled: How many movies did you see last year? Because I saw a helluva lot of 2006's offerings and there were plenty of good and even great films out there. I don't get where this attitude is coming from.
That being said, this year's Oscars were incredibly boooring. Ye gods, Academy folk, cut out the chaff and leave us the wheat!
I liked Ellen just as fine as host, but there is just no excuse for the length of the show. At least Pilobolus was brief -- I wish I could say the same for the endless stream of boring montages. Foreign films, writers, something about America -- ACK! Please NO MORE MONTAGES. And that Ennio Morricone tribute did not need Celine Freaking Dion singing a song -- we get enough production numbers with the 5 nominated songs and that should be IT.
I think the real solution to shortening the Oscars would be to give out the technical awards in a non-televised ceremony and only give out the "biggies" during the telecast. That way it could be cut to two hours max, even with the "laundry list" thank-you speeches. But Hollywood would never dream of cutting out the little guys from the telecast, because they are so in love with themselves and have such an inflated sense of importance. The sad fact is that America just doesn't care who wins Best Sound Mixing in a Documentary Short Subject, so why are we forced to watch that just to get to the movie stars? Enough already.
I agree this year's Oscars were a bit of a snooze fest, and it's been a while since we've had a host that was the right fit. I'd like to see Jerry Seinfeld as host too, but what if we consider some actors and actresses as host: Tom Hanks and George Clooney immediately come to mind, as does Meryl Streep. We've had a few years of comedians hosting, and comedy is such a subjective thing, why not have Hollywood actors hosting the Academy Awards for a change?
ReplyDeleteI'm among those that liked Ellen just fine. She didn't have any of those big moments everyone talks about (a la Crystal's songs), but thought she the low-key approach worked for a bloated, self-important show like the Oscars. Her monoogue, for example, while not killer, was funny, welcoming, and short. Sometimes it can feel like between the host's taped intro and monologue that the show takes forever to actually start. The nominees film I thought was a new, touching, and well-done way of starting the show, and not by making it another showcase for the host.
ReplyDeleteI also thought that the intros to categories were excellent - and that the screenplay introductionof nominees was the best idea I've ever seen in an Oscars telecast. My immediate thought was that this should now become the default method of introducing screenwriting nominations from this point onward.
I thought Maureen Stapleton received a louder cheer than June Allyson, but if I had to pick, Boyle took second place over the field.
ReplyDeleteCut the Celine Dion song. Don't let the Hersholt winner give a speech -- just a two-minute film and let Lansing wave from a box in the balcony. And no performances of nominated songs which no one has ever heard before -- in this case, just the three from Dreamgirls, but not the other two.
That said, there was a lot to like about these awards, esp. in the intro packages explaining some of them, and in introducing the nominated films.
Alan, I couldn't agree with you more. Likely the most lackluster and tedious Oscar fest witnessed to date.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think what a Carson, Crystal, Stewart or even a Seinfeld might have done with that 'Eastwood translates italian' debacle or those dreadful backstage and 'green' moments, I want to hurl my breakfast on both the producers and ABC executives.
I say next year have Borat host.
I actually enjoyed Ellen hosting the Oscars, but definitely agree that they could have trimmed the fat. Did we really need to see what seemed like a never ending amount of montages?
ReplyDeleteCan't agree about Ellen -- I really enjoyed her as a host, more so than most who have come before. For as long as I watched, she made me forget how dreadful the awards part of the show was. (Seinfield, however, annoyed the hell out of me trying to take the spotlight -- just present the damn award already.)
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, WAY too many montages that were boring and didn't tell me anything (but they did give me time to go to the bathroom). I enjoyed the shadow puppetry, though, especially since it took up so little time before the show went to commercials.
In the end I didn't make it all the way through. And that's a big problem: more than half the country was in bed before it was all over. I missed the Dreamgirls performance (one major thing I wanted to see) 'cause it ran so late.
Overall, I'd vote for Ellen as host again. I thought she put the room (and the viewers) at ease, and that made the evening more tolerable considering what the producer had in store.
Alan, it seems as if great minds are thinking alike today.
ReplyDeletePoor effort overall. Denegeris had a few good post-monologue moments, but her light and breezy demeaner contributed to the overall boredom of the show. Stewart was much, much better last year. I'd love to see what Seinfeld would do.
ReplyDeleteChris Connelly must go, never to be replaced. An Academy-sanctioned "reporter" announcing that certain wins were upsets? A new low in the credibility of awards shows. Hanks provided just the right tone.
I've never been a fan of the montages, but they were less offensive this year as I just Tivo'd right through them, until I caught up with live TV at around 11:20. I agree, though, that they should go, as should most of the other little bits of "entertainment" that get sprinkled in. The only reason people are there or watch the ceremony on TV is to see who wins the awards. Just give them out, and let that be that.
I don't know how organizers determine which nominated songs people have never heard of. They either have to be all in or all out. My vote is for all out. Most years, the songs just suck the oxygen out of the room. Or just suck. The low point was 2004.
I think one thing I've figured out after looking at a bunch of Oscar reviews is that for any part of it there's someone who likes it, and someone who dislikes it. So - make it shorter, make it move more quickly. Can we all get behind that?
ReplyDeleteI wasn't that crazy about Ellen - I thought the opening monolgue was pretty weak, especilly after the Errol Morris film got things off to a slow start. She was somewhat better after that, but I'll cast another vote for Seinfeld. (I'll point out that Jerry's in public so infrequently these days that viewers would have been disappointed if they didn't get some shtick from him.)
I liked the dance bits, they didn't really take that long. I think that the songs are useful as a change of pace in theory - the problem is that usually they're just not that good.
And for all the complaints, every year people tune in again - they must be doing something right.
Your column is why I stopped watching the Oscars. I watched last year only because I love Jon Stewart, but it has gotten out of hand. It's not Monday Night Football, it can't end around midnight. It's not worth the commitment just to see what bad movie is voted least awful. That is another problem. Movies, for the most part, have been increasingly awful the last few years. The Departed was good but it is hard to believe that that is all it takes to win Best Picture these days. TV has really passed the moves for top entertainment. Especially for what it costs to see a movie in NYC.
ReplyDeleteI have to say I've had seriously torn feeling about the oscars and especially this year. while i normally think ellen is hilarious (at least her stand up) i think it was too mellow (shorter better yes). i liked the pilobolus--short funny and cool but could definately do without songs. and i really really hate to say this because i think techinical people are SO important and i was technical film person back in the day but truthfully sound editing and sound mixing. both presented during the show. the same people are nominated and win EVERY year, seriously. so if you're gonna cut a category--um that might be it.
ReplyDeleteok so now y'all can yell at me and disagree.
also could do without the montages--but i kinda liked the history of best foreign film montage--anyone else?
You stay classy, Zodin2008.
ReplyDeleteHey, I thought Zod's post was hilarious, Clifton--laugh, he was only joking and hey, who wouldn't like the image of a gang beatdown of Connelley? The guy stunk!
ReplyDeleteYou and your anti-Mets propaganda are testing my patience, Bulldawg.
ReplyDelete>>Movies, for the most part, have been increasingly awful the last few years. <<
ReplyDeleteI keep seeing sentiments like this one, and I'm puzzled: How many movies did you see last year? Because I saw a helluva lot of 2006's offerings and there were plenty of good and even great films out there. I don't get where this attitude is coming from.
That being said, this year's Oscars were incredibly boooring. Ye gods, Academy folk, cut out the chaff and leave us the wheat!
I liked Ellen just as fine as host, but there is just no excuse for the length of the show. At least Pilobolus was brief -- I wish I could say the same for the endless stream of boring montages. Foreign films, writers, something about America -- ACK! Please NO MORE MONTAGES. And that Ennio Morricone tribute did not need Celine Freaking Dion singing a song -- we get enough production numbers with the 5 nominated songs and that should be IT.
ReplyDeleteI think the real solution to shortening the Oscars would be to give out the technical awards in a non-televised ceremony and only give out the "biggies" during the telecast. That way it could be cut to two hours max, even with the "laundry list" thank-you speeches. But Hollywood would never dream of cutting out the little guys from the telecast, because they are so in love with themselves and have such an inflated sense of importance. The sad fact is that America just doesn't care who wins Best Sound Mixing in a Documentary Short Subject, so why are we forced to watch that just to get to the movie stars? Enough already.