Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Hot in the 50s

"American Idol" finals week two: a vast improvement over Stevie Wonder Night, though should that be much of a surprise? These decade themes always allow the finalists to stay in their comfort zones with their blanky and their favorite teddy and a cup of warm cocoa, but I heard at least five performances that had me thinking that singer could win and I wouldn't complain in the least. In order...

Mandisa ("I Don't Hurt Anymore"): Holy shit, that was sexy. Obviously, you look at Mandisa and that's not a word that automatically comes to mind, but that's how amazing that performance was. Vocally in command from first note to last, making love to both the camera and the audience (and not in a smarmy, Guarini/Constantine/Ace/Pickler way, but something authentic), just great all around. Best of the night by far, and one of my top 10 "Idol" performances ever. Usually, going first in a two-hour show can be trouble (see Ace in the bottom three last week), but I doubt anyone who watched is going to forget that one for a long long time.

Bucky Covington ("Oh Boy"): Mumbled lyrics and notes that disappeared somewhere inside his facial hair, redeemed only partially by an upbeat stage presence. Worst vocal of the night, though I don't think he's going home.

Paris Bennett ("Fever"): A 17-year-old shouldn't be able to pull this one off and make it feel as lived-in and sultry as Paris made it. I wasn't having inappropriate thoughts about her or anything, but I believed her performance in a way I usually don't when the teen queens try to sing grown-up love songs. Only quibble: the rendition would have been a lot more interesting if it had ended quiet instead of with that belty note, but this ain't a competition that rewards subtlety.

Chris Daughtry ("Walk the Line"): One of the things I really enjoyed about "Rock Star" was that the singers weren't just allowed to rearrange the songs, but encouraged to do it. The "Idol" judges always talk about not being karaoke and making it your own, but what they really want most of the time is a note-perfect copy of the original with the singer's personality injected a little bit. This is easily the most radical reinterpretation of a song anyone's done since at least John Stevens IV trying to croon "Lately," with one difference: this didn't suck. (Also, I think Chris probably could have done the original up right if they'd made him do it.) Yes, Chris is determined to stay in his little Creed/Nickelback/Live box as long as he possibly can, but this was a very cool version of Johnny, and considering the heavily-modified covers from the "American" albums, I think the Man in Black would have approved. (UPDATE: Matt Hunter pointed out in the comments section that this was a straight rendition of the Live cover of "Walk the Line." I listened to a sample on iTunes, and that's exactly what it was, in which case I'm much less impressed. Not a bad performance, but not much imagination.)

Katharine McPhee ("Come Rain or Come Shine"): Katharine, Paris and Mandisa wouldn't seem to have a lot in common other than being women with good singing voices, but that's three very sultry performances in a row by the ladies. Like Marian said last week, she looks like a cross between Katie Holmes and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and it's funny to see her transition from sweet, all-American Katie in her interviews to naughty sexpot Catherine when she sings. Maybe the second best of the night after Mandisa, though the last note wavered more than I think she wanted it to.

Taylor Hicks ("Not Fade Away"): An off night from one of my favorites. Yes, it's a repetitive song, but you can give it personality and variation within those lyrics. After Taylor finished, I fired up iTunes and played both the Buddy Holly version and a Rolling Stones cover from their "Stripped" album, both of which were much livelier and rougher than Taylor's Pat Boone performance (right down to the shoes). And while his dancing is entertaining, it's not exactly good, so when the vocals aren't there, he really does seem like the drunk dad at the wedding. I did appreciate Simon's first big verbal smackdown of Paula in this year's finals.

Lisa Tucker ("Why Do Fools Fall In Love?"): She's going home. She's going home. She's going home. Is there anything else to say? No, she wasn't the worst singer tonight (that would be Bucky), but the vocals were ordinary, the stage moves too pageanty, and I think whatever fan base she might have had jumped ship weeks ago to vote for Paris. The judges telling her to be "young" and "fun" was possibly the most misguided advice they've ever given to a promising finalist. As a torch singer, Lisa was at least interesting in the same "old soul" way that Gedeon was; as a peppy, smiling dance machine, she's a snooze. Nice knowing you, say hi to Melissa for me.

Kevin Covais ("When I Fall In Love"): Okay, I yield the floor to Fienberg on this one. He's not punking the show, he's not amusing himself, he's sincerely trying to win. If I heard this at a high school talent show -- say, after Meadow Soprano's solo -- I would have smiled and said that was pretty good. For a nationally televised singing contest, it was average at best. I do appreciate that he followed Manilow's advice about being understated, a quality you don't get very much of on this show.

Elliott Yamin ("Teach Me Tonight"): Even if he'd stunk, he'd get major brownie points for having the guts to say he didn't like Manilow before he met him. Fortunately, he didn't stink. Yes, he cheated the theme the same way Chris did last week by singing a much later cover version, but he has the most versatile, interesting voice of anybody this season, and he's slowly learning how to be a performer in addition to a great singer. The stylists are still struggling with what to do with him, and I don't think the goatee is it. Would it be too mid-'90s to dress him like a Rat Pack'er?

Kellie Pickler ("Walking After Midnight"): Her pronunciation of the phrase "searching for you" sounded like it was run through a vocoder by way of Inspector Clouseau trying to pronounce either "bomb" (Sellers) or "hamburger" (Martin). Other than that, it was a'ight-blah, but no more, and I don't know what the fuck Simon's talking about when he said how sexy it was. Wait, I know exactly what he's talking about, because in Simon's world, a skinny blonde in tight jeans will always be sexy no matter how sleepy-eyed and dull she seems while singing. Paula called it "a true authentic Kellie Pickler performance," which sounds about right. Considering how often Simon's called her a frontrunner in interviews, I have to assume she's getting tons of votes, which makes me sad but doesn't surprise me.

Ace Young ("In the Still of the Night"): Ah, the inevitable "Ace is back" storyline, in the tradition of "Bo is back" (and, I vaguely recall, "Ruben is back" and "Justin is back"), where an early frontrunner winds up in the bottom three, then gets the pimp slot at the end of the next episode, followed by a tongue bath from Randy and company. Only difference is, Bo was "back" the week he sang "Vehicle" and deservedly put distance between himself and everyone else but Carrie, whereas I don't think Ace was a hell of a lot better than he's been for the last three or four weeks. Yes, he's more comfortable when he doesn't have to move, and, yes, he's pretty, and yes, his falsetto sometimes doesn't make my ears bleed, but I was checking my watch through half that performance. (During the other half, I was noticing that, during parts of the song, his mouth looked like Hank Azaria when he plays Chief Wiggum.) The producers want him to do well because they think a non-threatening hunk will be good for the ratings and/or album sales, but Ace missed the boy band train by half a decade and he's not a good enough singer to stand on his own.

Bottom three: Lisa and Bucky for sure, with Lisa going home. The other member? I'm stumped. The other people who sucked either have strong fanbases (Covais, Pickler) or got favorable comments and placement (Ace). Maybe Elliott? I love his voice, but we all know that's not what most people vote on.

8 comments:

Matt Hunter said...

One quick note: Chris' version of I Walk The Line was in fact a cover of the Live cover of said song. So when you mentioned him staying inside his little Live box, you're dead on. Their arrangement, not his. Still sounded good though.

undercover black man said...

Matt Hunter, I thank you as well. I really, really dug Chris's "Walk the Line," but given how he got over last week by ripping the Chili Peppers (yet being praised for a "fresh take"), I wondered whether he'd ripped this arrangement as well. Live, huh? Never heard of 'em. And neither has Simon. I thought Randy was supposed to be a little more hip and on-it... not that I want to see Chris get busted. But still, I have to dock him a point. ("Made it your own," my ass!) Still my fave performance, though.

As for Katharine McPhee, that girl is hot as balls! Simon was wrong; she became a star LAST week with her Aretha Franklin cover. This week's song was cool... uhh, what song did she sing? All I'm remembering is her strutting across the stage in that freakin' amazing dress. Hot as BALLS, this girl!

I actually think her future will be in acting; I see the actor in her when she sings. The camera loves her, and Katharine has the power to look right through the camera, through the screen, to me on my couch... me, personally... I mean, she's singing those songs directly to me... She alluded before the song that she's singing it to someone particular, and that's ME... because we have this thing going on, me and McPhee... I send her fifteen emails a day, and she dedicates her songs to me... And oh how the angels will swoon on the day when we finally meet, and our hearts can beat as one!!

Umm... yeah. But seriously, poor girl... the seeds of a thousand stalker obsessions have already been planted... just because Katharine McPhee is a pretty girl with a nice voice who only wants to entertain ME!

To Mandisa. Allow me to dissent, Alan. I like Mandisa as a personality. And yeah, she got pipes. But it's almost as if she has only two settings... 3 and 11. I'm never caught up in her at the start of her songs, but when she cranks it up to 11 and starts yelling at me, I have no choice but to pay attention. Her song was good last night, but I was immune to the sultry magic that seemed to charm Alan's and Simon's snakes. (And this may be partly my fault, as by the start of the program, I hadn't yet finished lighting all the candles around my Katharine McPhee shrine, so I was distracted.) But again, the yelling... not a fan of the yelling... although I might've felt different if I was there in person, because she sure devastated the live crowd. Do they measure ovations? Because that's one of the biggest ovations I ever heard on this show.

On to Paris, who, in terms of vocal command, is like a rheostat. She can start low, take it up high, bring it back down low... and she's a sexy little firecracker to boot. Paris is a performing prodigy, and I hope she stays around for a while. Second-best of last night.

My boy Elliott Yamin... still bringing it with uniqueness on the vocal tip, but you're right, Alan, he lags behind as a "performer"... and that really showed on a night when Chris, Katharine, Mandisa and Paris set small fires onstage.

Finally, to Ace Young, the Ben Affleck of "American Idol"... with about as much talent. I am so sick of him giving me the "sex look" after every song. It's like he's looking right through the camera, through the screen, to me personally, on my couch. And I don't like it. Damn you! Get out of my dreams, Ace Young!!

Alan Sepinwall said...

I usually think Mandisa is too shouty, but not last night. I watched that performance three times before hitting the sack, and it worked on me every single time.

You and Fienberg may have to have a dual to the death over the McPheever, though. This series has had a lot of pretty women over the years, and a lot of women who can sing, but she seems to be far and away the best combo of the two.

velvetcannibal said...

A friend/blogger came across a video on YouTube. It shows a clip of Ace singing (from the number flashing at the end) that does not match the performance he gave on the show. You should be able to find it too. Search for American Idol Continuity Error.

If you get a chance to view it, I'm wondering what you think of it? Have you noticed this before on the show?

Alan Sepinwall said...

The montage at the end of each show is always compiled from the dress rehearsal performances. There have been plenty of times in the past when the montage performance has been noticeably better or worse than the live one.

velvetcannibal said...

RE: Continuity on Idol.

Huh. I'm a non-voter, so I guess I've never paid as much attention to that. I would think that would be a bit more controversial, but if it's been going on for a while I suppose it's blown over.

Kevin Covais is this year's Scott Savol(?). Which is sad, because he's actually a nice kid. He's just not that great of a singer.

undercover black man said...

As for the end-of-show montage, the real giveaway was last week, with the chick who got voted off the island for forgetting Stevie Wonder's lyrics. In both choruses of her live performance of "Lately," she mumbled through the line that's supposed to be "Hope my premonition misses"... but in the end-of-show montage, she got the line right!

Now I ask you, Alan... is that dress rehearsal done before a full audience? The same audience that watches the live show? It sure does seem like there's an audience there in those little snippets. But wouldn't that be kind of a drag? Is the audience not being surprised by the live performances?

Alan Sepinwall said...

I think it's a different audience, but I'm not positive. I vaguely remember in seasons past seeing message board posts from people claiming to have been there for dress rehearsal and saying what the songs were and how everybody did.