Jack Bauer's back, and he's tired of your whining.To read the full thing, click here.
Not counting November's "24: Redemption" TV movie, it's been 19 months since the last episode of "24." In that time, Jack and/or his writers have been reading their press clippings, and the blog posts, and the message board hate, and all the rest - and they're clearly fed up with all the complaints:
Wahhh, too much torture! Wahhh, CTU has no credibility! Wahhh, why is Jack always yelling? Wahhh, why is this all so boring? Wahhh! Torture! Wahhh! Did I mention wahhh?
Friday, January 09, 2009
In today's column, I review the new season of "24," of which I've seen the first four episodes: